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------------------------Introduction ------------------------

The following is a lexicon of the words and phrases commonly used by the SM, a group of which I had the pleasure of befriending, and eventually joining during my time in university. Some of these words and phrases are spoken with the same meaning in the lexicon of the wider populace, however they rank a significant amount higher in usage amongst the SM than in the rest of their users. Some terms and phrases may be borrowed from foreign or dead languages. Many of these will be in reference to the events that took place during (and after) the aformentioned university time, yet some may be not tied to particular events, just discussions (which could and have often spaned days or weeks) based on topics such as history, philosophy, theology, politics, culture, and media.

-------------------------The Lexicon-------------------------
Blythe, to - (definition)
            Usually used in the form "We're Blything", versatile
            phrase. Depending on the context can be either good
            or bad. To do a mundane activity as a group with
            either really negative or really positive energy.
            (usage)
            DK *over the phone*: So what are we doing today?
            CS *with emptiness in his voice*: We're Blything.
     
Doctors and Lawyers - (definition)
                     Referring to the large influx of doctors
                     and lawyers who came to the United Kingdom
                     by dinghy over the past decade or so. You
                     know who they are.
                     (usage)
                     DK: Why are there no fucking jobs on this
                     shitty rainy rock man?
                     CS: It's because of all those doctors and
                     lawyers coming over.
     
Eldorado - (definition)
          Based on the ELO album by the same name, it refers to
          a man's dream world, often involving some amount of
          adventuring and or swords.
          (usage)
          CS: We should go on a far eastern expedition...
          DK: That's Eldorado.
     
Gogg - (definition)
      Slur towards the slimiest man you know, rich to the point
      he does not understand what cheap means anymore, never
      keeps to his word, always looking for a way to betray you
      and play the victim.
      (usage)
      CS: Yeah, you know how I said we should go drinking
      today? I can't make it.
      WW: Don't be a Gogg bro...
     
Grab Yourself By The Balls - (definition)
                            To pull through with a difficult
                            task, usually shouted from one
                            person to another. Phrase lifted
                            from Joey Diaz.
                            (usage)
                            CS: I don't think I'll go to the
                            gym today man, I'm tired...
                            WW: GRAB YOURSELF BY THE BALLS,
                            MADAFAKAAAA!
     
Hyperstition - (definiton)
              Originally a term coined by Nick Land in his time
              as the leader of the CCRU. It's a portmanteu
              of "Hyper" and "Superstition" meant to describe an
              idea whose existance alone turns it into reality,
              or, better put, a meme which memes itself into
              reality.
              (usage)
              CS: 
     
Ilicet - (definiton)
        The Latin word for "It's so over". First used on Tumblr,
        of all places.
        (usage)
        WW: Fuck... We are out of beer.
        CS: Ilicet...
     
Maika Ti Da Eba - (definition)
                 The Bulgarian for "Fuck your mother". Often
                 used with a "Mo" instead of the "Ti" as to mean
                 "their" mother.
                 (usage)
                 WW *over the phone to a stranger, 3 beers in*:
                 MAIKA TI DA EBAAAAAHH
     
Nos Ita Retro - (definition)
               The Latin for "We're so back". The counterpart
               to Ilicet, developed by the SM.
               (usage)
               CS: We are officially at 312 seats.
               WW: NOS ITA RETROOOOO
     
Pigeon Chest - (definition)
              A pigeon chested guy is any fella whopuffs his
              chestwhile having no muscle to make him feel even
              remotely intimidating. In fact, this sort of guy
              doesn't have muscle in any timeline where you meet
              him. Very sad sight. Often a sign of
              fatherlessness.
              (usage)
              CS: What the fuck was wrong with that guy man?
              DK: Pigeon Chest? He was probably trying to
              impress that chick he was with.
     
Pussy Fire, That - (definition)
                  Originally "You just KNOW that pussy fire"
                  Said in reference to spotting a room with
                  coloured lighting while walking down the
                  street, usually pink. The idea behind it is
                  that such a room is either that of an e-girl
                  or a gamer, as those are the only people who
                  use LED-lights in their room.
                  (usage)
                  WW: Yoo look over there.
                  DK: That pussy FIRE, boy, you know it.
     
Tube Madafaka - (definiton)
               Often used as "tube-looking madafaka" this term
               refers to the physical British archetype of a
               young man with close to zero muscle mass and body
               fat. Generaly lanky man.
               (usage)
               CS: Yo, look at those two, literally how?
               DK: I don't know man, in this country you always
               see tube-looking madafakas with girlfriends
               somehow.
     
Woman Machine, The - (definition)
                    The mechanism which kicks in between women,
                    by which, even if said group of women have
                    no prior connection with one another, they
                    will by instinct conspire against a man they
                    do not like.
                    (usage)
                    DK: I was talking to my dad about how this
                    girl I went out with was complaining about
                    every single little thing and my mother said
                    she's right without even hearing what it was
                    about.
                    CS: That's the woman machine kicking in.
     
Woman Moment - (definiton)
              Referencing an action a man would not do. It is
              very subjective to the speaker, but a general
              sense of what qualifies as a woman moment will is
              instinctive and will be revealed relatively
              quickly in the user's mind.
              (usage)
              CS *sends KP an X post about a woman cheating on a
              guy with the guy's sister*
              DK: Woman moment.
                        
     


------------------------The Phrasebook-----------------------

"All I need is a cheeseburger, pussy, and a cigarette..." -

The 3 essential things for the survival of an SM. Based on the legendary words of the antagonist (read: Hero) of Far Cry 3, Vaas.


"Don't worry about it!" -

The answer to everything in life. Am I plotting something? Don't worry about it! How will I make rent this month? Don't worry about it! Will war happen? Don't worry about it!


"How is WW supposed to know?" -

Said exclusivelly by WW himself. Usually in response to being asked a question, or to "Why do you do this to DK?"


"If it's alright/Gucci with you guys!" -

A classic Gogg line, said when he suggested doing anything, especially us paying him money for the drinks he said he will get us in the bar he worked at. The SM developed a culture of buying each other shit and never asking for compensation, as it would come back around eventually. Gogg was the outlier to that.


"In Russia we know this" -

The jokey version of "This is known", based on the Tucker Carlson interview of Putin, where Putin talked about Russian history for hours and claimed all of it is common knowledge.


"It's a really good deal" -

Said by Gogg unironically following the worst fucking deal you've ever heard. Like, seriously, who the fuck thinks £15 for a medium buritto is a "good deal"? How disconnected from reality do you have to be. Anyway, now it's used on purpose by the SM to label something as a bad deal.


"Kier Starmer's Britain" -

As a resident of the United Kingdom all of your problems in your daily life can be traced back to Two Tier Kier in one way or another. Whenever something goes wrong, you drop your cigarette butt on the ground and get fined £100 (DK knows all about this), your former friend sues you for something you never did (WW knows all about this), or every piece of tech fails on you every single time without fail (I know all about this), remember: This is Keir Starmer's Britain. That's the reason shit's fucked.


"Pull up the etymology of that" -

This means exactly what it appears to mean. For some reason we really enjoy looking into the etymology of words. This has become a common phrase.


"This is known." -

Often said after stating some niche information, or an outright lie.


"Why do you do this to DK?" -

I don't even know why the fuck he started saying this, but this was the beginning of DK referring to himself in the third person. Usually said in response to doing anything slightly negative to him, like asking him to come out while he's playing a game.


"You're/I'm looking stupid" -

When those around you are smoking or drinking, and your hand is empty, you're looking stupid. The surrounding SMs are obliged to fix that.